He doesn’t but he should consider it oh my god that would be hot
a) I don’t believe Misha’s wife has “mannish” features (except when she’s dressed in drag). She is pretty awesome, though! b) I can’t see any manly featueres in the bacon-wearing babe in the calender. This has been one of many times that I have thought that the whole fandom was smoking crack. Some were comparing Misha’s hands to the model’s hands and saying that the model had manly hands, when actually it’s more accurate to say that Misha has rather womanly hands. (And hip bones. Misha is fine-boned and has a delicate frame, which is one reason that he appears thin even though he’s actually well-muscled.)
I don’t think it’s Misha because the person in the calender doesn’t look like him. Misha has body hair; he doesn’t shave his legs for drag. Also he doesn’t have boobs. But mostly, it just doesn’t look like him when he takes his clothes off.
c) But I don’t think it’s Misha’s wife either; she’s told fans she’s “shy” and rather not have her picture taken, and I doubt that she’d want to be wrapped in a bacon bikini.
I’m mostly worried about infection and pain from moving around a lot, because my job is pretty physical. I know that the piercing part will hurt, but that’s over quickly. (Plus, I’m a girl; I can stand pain!) I need to talk it over with my boyfriend, though. He’s got more experience with piercings than me. But you know, the cool thing about piercings is that if you change your mind, you can just take them out!
